Literature May Be Funny (comic weekly update)

NICK MEETS GATSBY: (GREAT GATSBY CHAPTER 1)

Hi, my name is nick. Nice to meet you...

Oh, hello ehhh...Gatsby. Would you like to come to my party and then to ride in my boat; even if I just met you, I want to show a good appearance.





Uhh... okay, can I also make you to me take for lunch,
 let me drink from your wine and champagne and make lots
of fun thing on your expense?        

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Of course I have so much money, 

that I can use it as toilet paper!!

So it's decided lets go and  burn some money, have a food fight with caviar and party with strangers that don't even like us!!!

Okay, but first, have this roofie...

                  

                             

What?!?

Lesson: if a rich man who you don't know offers you free stuff... accept it bu DO NOT take any drinks, food, injections or pills he gives you.