Essays, Essays, Essays... Why Lord, Why!?! (Create Your Own Entrie Edition)

Here comes (The Sun!!!; yep, Mr. Tangen, Beatles reference) another of my classic essay analisis responses. This time, however, I´m going to try an experimental way of writing that is called "read only what you want"!!! This is how it works, Im going to give a list of choices for you to pick and you will only read the paragraphs with the number of that choice. Lets give it a try:

1. I want to read a serious Hamlet analysis.
2. I want to hear about the story of the shrimps of Anapoima
3. I want to Read about why the Beatles are the best rock band of the world´s history
4. Read?!? Im sick of reading for today!!! (Straight to the video)

1. Northrop Frye´s essay debates if a man can be judged only by his actions, or for what he intends to do in the precie moment of the judgment. As it is one of the keys aspects of the play, Frye describes the situation between Claudius and Hamlet. He states that Claudius has a great potential but he is stained by his crime, point I like. I think nobody can scape his past; man is the slave of his words and actions, so in a certain way, we ca be really good people but to kill any chances of success because of our past actions. True, true... there is the second chance policy that mayb rescue Caludius from his criminal figure, but he killed the king, he killed his own brother and then married his wife!!! Is this guy totally ignoring the golden rule (is not the Lonely Island one...) you dont ride on your friend´s horse. I think that a man is judged by his actions, and it should not get second chances when his crimes are great. (Note: Mr. Tangen, please don´t cnsider this as your class policy).

2. Once upon a time, a kid ate shrimp in Chicala (country club in Anapoima) and he suffered of food intoxication. Lesson, dont eat shrimp in hot places that are far away from the ocean.

3.The Beatles are the best rock band in the world´s history. There is no explanation needed for this statement.

4.  Random video, actually not so random but totally anoying and hilarious.